The problem with John Edwards is that he is a Black Lab…
…trapped in a Papillion's body.
As adorable as that breed is…
…are we really ready for a Papillion to be our commander-in-chief?
And, if tabloid rumors turn out to be true, then Edwards is just a d-o-g, dog, in the most pejorative sense of the word.
(Obey the Black Lab poster available here. The gorgeous Papillion oil painting is by the super talented pet portrait artist, Petcasso.)
8.8.08 Update: John Edwards is NOT a dog. I owe an apology to dogs.